A Tornado, a Turnip, and a Minotaur Walk into a Bar - Front Cover
Featured Release • 2025–2026

A Tornado, a Turnip, and a Minotaur Walk into a Bar

An American Memoir

A fearless, genre-defying hybrid memoir that refracts fear, personal identity, and the fading Jim Crow South through a prism of Greek myth, mid-century pop culture, and visual art.

Format
Trade Paperback • Laminated softcover
Trim
6.0 × 9.0 in / 152 × 229 mm
Colophon
Perfect bound • 70# smooth text stock • Full-color plates
Status
In Stock • 2nd Edition
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Curatorial Dossier

Narrative & Material Structure

  • Form: Hybrid Memoir & Artist Book
  • Contents: 27 Chapters, 10 Color Plates
  • Distinction: 2026 Relentless Award Honorable Mention
  • Exhibition: Juried Museum Art Object

In August of 1963, 11-year-old white David boards a segregated bus on his first solo journey and forms an immediate bond with a precocious Black boy named Theseus. What begins as a youthful effort to understand fear fractures into dimensions defined by the absurd.

Soon enough, their route collides with philandering, masquerading deities, the stubborn confusion of growing up, and a Purgatory processing station perched atop a giant prune in near-Earth orbit. The boys run for the office of U.S. President, become a warm-up act at a Las Vegas-style nightclub before Las Vegas is a style, and reckon with a hidden truth: David’s mother’s wartime affair with author James Agee.

Book as Physical Art Object

Designed as both a literary narrative and a collectible artist’s book, this refined second edition features 27 chapters interwoven with full-color visual art, typographic expression, and experimental poetry. Recognized in juried museum art exhibitions as a physical art object and developed as the foundation for an American Playwriting Foundation-honored stage adaptation, the work documents a search for friendship, family history, and truth.

Catalog & Editions

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Artist's Book • Visual Poetics

Love's Sole Ash: Earth's First Alphabet

Original poems paired with landscape photography from Bryce Canyon National Park, measuring enduring human devotion against deep geologic time and eroded stone.

Public Reading: In the Trenches Writers Conference, Evanston • November 15, 2026
44 pp • Hardcover Image Wrap • 13 × 11 in. Landscape • Mohawk Superfine® Eggshell
Red River Crawl Front Cover
Monograph • Legal History

Red River Crawl: From Borderland Mud to a Coherent Civil Order

A critical investigation into 1830s Arkansas frontier court dockets, marking the initial development and formal introduction of the theory of Forensic Persistence.

96 pp • Perfect-bound softcover with flat spine
Spaghly Syncopated Monk Front Cover
Artist's Book • Visual Poetics

Spaghly Syncopated Monk: 22 Syncopations

Rhythmic prose and graphic composition reflecting mid-century jazz cadences.

56 pp • Perfect-bound softcover with flat spine
Publishing Ethos

Founded by artist and architect David Carroll Orr to investigate historical persistence, visual poetics, and hybrid book structures.

"Publishing where the current meets the page—anchoring procedural history, absurdism, and the physical architecture of the book."

Riparia.US produces volumes that function simultaneously as literary interventions and tactile artifacts. We focus on limited-run monographs, forensic historical documentation, and works exploring the boundaries between narrative structure and the visual archive.

Institutional Standing & Correspondence

The Press

Riparia.US LLC
Independent Fine Art & Literary Press
Galena, Illinois • Amity, Arkansas

Founded to document historical persistence, visual poetics, and hybrid book structures.

Acquisitions & Rights

General Correspondence
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Museum & Academic Collections
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Dramatic & Performance Rights
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Prospectus & Notices

Occasional dispatches regarding forthcoming editions, rare folios, and stage productions. Published infrequently.

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